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Pooping

The process of producing Fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.
Bob: What are you doing?
Joe: I am producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: Do you mean POOPING?
by me hee hee October 10, 2017
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poopified

What happens to food when it goes through one's digestive system.
The food he ate got poopified when it made it's way through his intestines.
by ScarecrowYouKnow October 24, 2010
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paper poopies

The frilly edges of lined paper that has been torn from a notebook.
Don't turn in any assignments with paper poopies.
by kenzieluv93 April 21, 2011
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The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.
"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015
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poopie hole

(n.) A juvenile term for the anus.

See scatoody.
Doctor: "You may not be constipated. Your poopie hole just won't open far enough. All we can do is provide full-length cock-stabbing penetration of your well-rimmed and squeaky-clean anus with massive enemas."

Patient: "Oh, bless you doctor! How can I thank you?"

Doctor: "You can't. But your insurance company will. Have a nice day."
by Rick Roberson May 11, 2009
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poopie

That sux.
Carl:Can you come to my party??
Rhonda:Sorry i have work to do.
Carl: Oh poopie!!!
by Veroncia November 17, 2003
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Pooping Tom

Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.
"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."
by Dingus Bray November 2, 2014
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