poonanie

poonanie, a slightly gangster word for the female happy patch.

"ow i got hit in my poonanie"
"yo guy i got all up in her poonanie"

by mikkiwu May 3, 2005

Poon hound

A heterosexual being who really enjoys the pursuit of poon. Even though the results of the poon hound vary with the actual 'getting' of women, the poon hound never stops his pursuit of poon. The poon hound is legendary.

That Casey Berner is some poon hound. Too bad he'll be on 'To Catch A Predator' mistakenly at age 19 because they think he is 47.

by stlouiscardinal180 October 1, 2009

poon maggot

What you get when you and your boyfriend use mayonnaise as lube and don't clean your vagina.

I went to the OB-GYN and he discovered poon maggots in my vagina!

by maggotbrain December 9, 2008

poon

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity

1)I fucked Kara last night. She's got a tight poon.

2)Alex: We probably shouldn't go rock climbing. It could be dangerous
Nick: Dude, it's fine. Don't be such a poon!

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

Frozen Poonanny

1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.

I met this girl at a bar on the West Side, and she took me home and gave me frozen poonanny!

by Eduardo Carrochio July 29, 2005

Poonanniphobia

The fear, discomfort and hesitation to use nightclub toilets for the risk of being pressured to purchase things such as a few sprays of deodorant, hair gel, lollies and chewing gum.

The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as

"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"

To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.

The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.

Josh: I'm bursting for a piss.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.

by nikkos123 July 11, 2010

Poojan

Pooja / Puja in Hinduism means a religious ritual performed by Hindus as an offering to various deities, distinguished persons, or special guests.
Pooja / Puja in Buddhism means expressions of honour, worship and devotional attention.
Poojan is the act of doing pooja.
It means the act of worshipping / praying.

In India, land is only used after doing bhumi poojan.
At Diwali hindus perfrom Laxmi poojan.

by realduff123 January 20, 2014