After spending $150 on dinner and then another $80 on drink drinks at the next bar, we finally made it back to my place and we had sex. My cost per screw (CPS) on this encounter was $230.
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My friends and I joked that our screen time hourage was off the charts this weekend, hitting at least six hours per day binge-watching our favorite series!
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Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"
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