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Cost Per Screw

The dollar amount that it costs to have sex with a woman.
After spending $150 on dinner and then another $80 on drink drinks at the next bar, we finally made it back to my place and we had sex. My cost per screw (CPS) on this encounter was $230.
by Dr. Velour March 5, 2026
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hours per day

The de facto SI unit of screen time, measured in hours per day, commonly used to quantify how much time individuals spend in front of screens.
My friends and I joked that our screen time hourage was off the charts this weekend, hitting at least six hours per day binge-watching our favorite series!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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Beats per minut

Used by nerds to define BPM, often in Romania and Italy. Can be used in a mechanism (see beats per minute mechanism) and may be created by the government.
Those who say this either are a part of the niche meme or need help. Possibly both
Teacher- ‘What is the heart rate measured in’
Student/nerd- ‘Beats per minut mis’
by Khaby Kahn November 9, 2025
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Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.
Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"
by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017
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a hundred per cent

entirely; completely.
I'm not a hundred per cent sure.
by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023
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CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.
“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”
by MsMiller January 27, 2025
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