Wealthy upper middle class neighborhood in Sacramento County. Known for plastic soccer moms in Range Rovers and Escalades living alongside rich old white people. AP women spend their days buying Starbucks Iced White Mochas and Whole Foods groceries. The typical family consists of a husband in a suit, a wife in yoga pants with a high ponytail and all of their little blonde brats, each with their own Powerwheels Jeep.
Friend 1: "Dude where are you from?"
Friend 2: "Arden Park."
Friend 1: "Oh. (gives judgmental "you must be a rich bitch" look.)
Friend 2: "Arden Park."
Friend 1: "Oh. (gives judgmental "you must be a rich bitch" look.)
by SacTown916 October 28, 2014
Get the arden parkmug. A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.
Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!
Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?
Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?
by fabiana November 17, 2009
Get the parking moronmug. Parking located immediately and conveniently outside of your current location. Locations include but are not limited to:
-Dormitory
-Bar
-Restaurant
-Veterinary's office
-Coffee shop
-Roadside Grille
-Denny's
-Dormitory
-Bar
-Restaurant
-Veterinary's office
-Coffee shop
-Roadside Grille
-Denny's
"Dude, I'm so fucking stuffed on chocolate chip pancakes. I hope your car's not too far away"
"Don't worry man, I've got club parking."
"Don't worry man, I've got club parking."
by clubman1898 February 5, 2008
Get the Club Parkingmug. A town with the south side people from Chicago. THEY HAVE LIT PARTYS AWESOME PEOPLE BUT ALSO KIDS THAT VAPE IN SCHOOL AND I HIDE BEER AND STUFF EVERYWERE AND ALOT OF PEOPLE EAT ASS THERE BUT ITS COOL
Guy 1- hey did you go to the party last night
Guy2-No were was it
Guy1-evergreen park
Guy2-sweet I herd they have sick party’s but eat ass
Guy1-ya they have sick party’s but the people there suck...
Guy2-No were was it
Guy1-evergreen park
Guy2-sweet I herd they have sick party’s but eat ass
Guy1-ya they have sick party’s but the people there suck...
by 3&8.)28/8khehzbejzb January 21, 2019
Get the Evergreen parkmug. by Anonymousbitchgrrrr September 12, 2021
Get the Park Sunghoonmug. A neighborhood of north philly known for drugs, gangs, violence, and porkys point, a bangin ass Rican bbq spot.pronounced Huntington park. Known for a strong Latino community. Has the 19140 zip code
by Bonody August 5, 2017
Get the hunting parkmug. Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.
Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Get the Parked in the Alleymug.