Panty Skipping

To leave the site of a one night stand, the morning after, in such a rush that ones unfound panties must be left behind.

The sober reaction to a one night stand where you leave in such a haste, that you leave your panties.

I stayed at that guys place last night but he was not as cute this morning. I was panty skipping through work all day!

by PRabbit December 13, 2010

panty lube

Anything special a guy does to get a girl to have sex with him

Guy 1 "dude, two dozen roses is some pretty expensive panty lube"
Guy 2 "yea but it totally worked"

by Tippy2 July 7, 2015

Smelly Panties

; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!

Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?

by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021

purple panty

When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.

KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."

by presidentbrink November 4, 2014

Hipster panties

Hipster panties are a size or style of panties that have many cute prints.

I wear mostly hipster panties and I have so many cute prints like my favorite pair of hello kitty panties.

by WedgiedGirl December 7, 2018

Panty Pirate

One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.

I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.

by DJCodio November 4, 2008

poof panties

Inflatable underpants founded in england

Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties

by Psychokay666 May 16, 2018