by tattertot simp city March 18, 2020
by TRRVVS September 23, 2017
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
by Jotinmick December 09, 2018
The horny girl fug-pucked the nerdy boy.
by Barrett 50Cal October 30, 2017
The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.
by Octopia October 05, 2017
When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024
Little timid, but insanely funny and sweet person when you get to know her. Always open to talk and help. Kinda cool person tBH
Person A: Gosh diddly darn it, I don't feel very well.
Person B: Oh jeez, maybe you should talk to Puck, just being in her presence makes me feel better.
Person B: Oh jeez, maybe you should talk to Puck, just being in her presence makes me feel better.
by Makker man neefje November 22, 2021