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Hobo present

a gift, and/or artical of clothing left for a home bum aka hobo, to find.
Someone left their shirt in my car. Sounds like a hobo present!

I just found an awsome hobo present!
by Anthony Josafiend August 24, 2009
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Blank present

Presents that have no thought behind it. This usually comes in the form of gift cards & money. The person who give these as presents often do not know what the reciever likes, and simply gives them the "choice" to get "whatever they want".
Best Buy, Target, & Kohls gift cards, and $100.... man, all I got this year were Blank presents.
by kalomiris December 22, 2009
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cannamas present

When your stoner friends give you a bag of ganja for christmas or at least get you high for the hoildays.
Willie Nealson gives the best cannamas presents out for the holidays last year we got a bag of cannabis wraped with a bow. plus he kinda looks like a stoned santa
by zachwarhawk December 2, 2010
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Hanging Present

A present of food or drink that will help with a hangover
My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.
by Hungover March 7, 2013
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dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy
" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"
by climatejames November 16, 2016
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Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
by imverydaddy December 8, 2016
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Final Present

Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.
Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"
by Grandsire November 16, 2018
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