by becca8171 December 7, 2006
by best definitions ever July 30, 2006
Something girls make up, to excuse their lack of self-control. A load of bull.
(And, yes, I'm a girl. I know what a period is, and it's nothing to irritate guys with. Jesus.)
(And, yes, I'm a girl. I know what a period is, and it's nothing to irritate guys with. Jesus.)
Girl: God, I love you!
Guy: Love you, too, babe.
Girl: UGH, you're so insensitive!
Guy: ...
Girl: Sorry, it's stupid PMS.
Guy: Give me a break.
Guy: Love you, too, babe.
Girl: UGH, you're so insensitive!
Guy: ...
Girl: Sorry, it's stupid PMS.
Guy: Give me a break.
by NightOwlsAreBetter September 3, 2006
An attractive person. i.e. someone you'd go home with before you get too sauced to care. The other end of the scale is a 4 AM, which is reserved for the last-chance stragglers.
by CashedAsCarl May 21, 2009
P.M.S. is an acronym of 'Pussywhipped Mens Society'
The acronym is used when a friend wants to tell you shrewdly that you have lost your manhood, and are now the bitch in the relationship. This is usually said after you have either had to do a long list of things for your girlfriend, or have bought them an unnessecarily expensive gift. It is usually very difficult to distinguish from the the classic term 'pms' but when it is noticed, it has the premium effect
The acronym is used when a friend wants to tell you shrewdly that you have lost your manhood, and are now the bitch in the relationship. This is usually said after you have either had to do a long list of things for your girlfriend, or have bought them an unnessecarily expensive gift. It is usually very difficult to distinguish from the the classic term 'pms' but when it is noticed, it has the premium effect
Jim: Jenns been bitching at me for months, and now she says i have to go to cooking classes or 'no sex until further notice'
Steve: dude, dont come complaining to me, its PMS. You let it control you
Jim: Screw you
Steve: dude, dont come complaining to me, its PMS. You let it control you
Jim: Screw you
by Tondinator January 3, 2009
Sometime before a woman's period when all logical systems go are. A girl canget so stuck in her head and then snap and lash out at whatever she is blowing out of proportion . Usually focused on the unsuspecting man. Consequently creating a mess before she realizes what she has done and what she is crying for. An inflated state of emotional termoil. Accompanied by inflated boobs n whole body inflated by water retention. All bad . Usually one good cry can lessen the intensity provided your dude is still speaking to you.. If not buy him a pair of Jordan's and he will.
by Sugars_Whore March 23, 2015
Pumpkin Spice syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.
Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”
Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”
Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic PMS. that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”
Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”
G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”
Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic PMS. that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”
Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”
G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
by ClownCakes November 6, 2018