Cork Plopper

A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.

"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."

"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."

by Chucklefck March 1, 2019

sitty ploppy thing

When a girl sits down and her thighs expand.

Person 1: "She looks so thicc when she sits down"

Person 2: "Yeah that's cause of that sitty ploppy thing"

by headass69666 April 15, 2019

name-plopper

name-dropper who drops a name which fails to resonate

Jabaca tried to impress the group by name-dropping all the fancy-pants names she blew, but her efforts fell flat as we'd never heard of those pricks, thus making her a name-plopper.

by Csquared460 August 4, 2019

Patty Plopper

Sucking dick in a cow pasture.

Hey dude, Leslie gave me a patty plopper the other day while we were out 'shrooming!

by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

Yummy_PPPPPP

A super juicy and hard hot dog Weiner

Yummy_PPPPPP is super Juicy and hard and yummy and wet

by Hard thangs February 13, 2021

Polyp Plopper

The name for an individual who never wants to do anything but play video games. Used especially in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

-"Did you invite Dave to the party?"
-"Yeah, I did, but he's too busy playing Call of Duty. That dude's a total Polyp Plopper."

by Winifred the Whacky Wombat January 19, 2021

whimpy ploppah

Picture this...

You’ve been desperate for a shit all day, there’s cramps in your tummy, a light sweat covering your brow and a turtle head poking out from you rectum. You run home to the safety of your own toilet where you know it’s safe to explode.

But then, only a tiny grumble nut comes out (the size of a half eaten malteaser) leaving you very disappointed.

Alex, I was desperate for a shit all day mate! But only a little whimpy ploppah came out. What a phat L.

by Eloveschips March 24, 2021