perineal

The area between your ass hole and your cock! aka chode; tate

Sasquatch your perineal smells, you should have put deoderant on it!

by Chris DeCrosta August 21, 2006

Perineum

The barrier of skin between the vag or the penis and the ass.

Some shit was stuck on my perineum and when I wiped it went into my vag lips.

by Vaganal August 12, 2008

peelin on ya snatch

The act of hitting on a chick in order to bang her.

When I first met you, I was only peelin on ya snatch, but you hooked me.

by Turning Gargoyle November 28, 2006

Haleigh Perkins Disease

Is where you suddenly change your life because you met a girl. She may like you better if you do this rather than that so you change your ways to impress her..

Taylor Stanford has stopped playing Xbox 360 with JeRzEE because of the Haleigh Perkins Disease.

by JeRzEEb0i September 19, 2010

perkinator

one who partakes in the act of eyeing potential sexual prospects without discression.

Damn, Chris is such a perkinator. I was walking by and he couldn't keep his eyes off me. He wasn't even trying to hide it.

by Josephverrochi Majorjean November 9, 2010

Perkins

Loud declaration made after passing wind, whether a loud and proud or silent but deadly.

My butt: pppfffffffttthrrthhhppp-ppp.pp.p
Me: Perkins!
You: (holding nose): Ew bitch! That's nasty!

by buzzball July 8, 2011

Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007