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Perpetually mindfuked

where everything that can go wrong does and leaves you feeling cray cray, EXTREMELY CRAY CRAY
Ray:Hey man!! how was he festival last night? Did ye meet up with yer one?

Jamal: nah man she perpetually mindfuked me!!! i didnt know what to do!!
by Ray Sweenzy April 6, 2010
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Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.
I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.
by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012
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Perpetual Dynamic Motion

Pertaining to or characterized by energy or generating an effective energetic action or process of being vigorously active or forcefully moving or being moved, continuing or continued without intermission or interruption; ceaseless in it's operation, driven by it's own force which gives it its own momentum regardless of any friction that is less than it's own force that is being applied.

The basic rules for PDM (Perpetual Dynamic Motion) are

1. The design must use either gravity or magnetic fields, or use both gravity and magnetic fields.

2. The design must be symmetrical while exhibiting changing or moving parts to ensure the force of momentum is always greater than it's resistance.

3. The design must have a self contained push and pull or a self contained attraction and repulsion.

4. The design of the spinner must be lighter than the total weight or force that will be self contained to keep it moving.

5. The design will not be effected by any friction that is less than the total of its force, and even if stopped, it will self start on its own again and keep moving because it has it's own momentum.
"Perpetual Motion" means ever lasting movement, so why do people try to define it as "must not have any friction at all", and "must stay at the same speed"? Whoever tries to place the description inside of a box, must only do so because they think inside of a box. They are assuming that nothing inanimate is capable of having it's own self sustained force.

So I added "Dynamic", which implies that it does in fact have its own self sustained force.

The new term is now
"Perpetual Dynamic Motion"

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Perpetrator

1.A friend who oversteps his/her boundries when it comes to matters of money, personal items, or the opposite sex

2.A person who tries to create an imtimate relationship with a group of friends not carring the consequences of his/her actions.
1. John-"Hey how you doing my name John. Whats your?"

Tyrone- (in head) "I know this nigga seen me walk up to her and spit at her first. This nigga perpetrating."

2. John-"Wait, you fucked Crystal?"

Tyrone- "Yeah, why?"

John-"I fucked her too. I know she know we homies...unless she want the whole team to hit?"

Tyrone- "We have a perpetrator."
by Dicky Longford May 1, 2010
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perpetrator

to claim membership in an exclusive organization such as a fraternity or sorority without actually being a member. To go as far as to purchase wearing apparel (paraphernalia) to keep up the facade.
Joe was in fear of his life once it was discovered he was a perpetrator who had falsified a claim to membership in the Omega fraternity.
by arch-overlord December 16, 2009
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Perined

The end result of being flattened, left on your back, or injured after trying to tackle the University of Oklahoma Sooners running back Semaji Perine.
Anthony Thomas is still laying on the field after being Perined on the 20 yard line!
by JRock7J November 15, 2014
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perineum

Damn, my perineum is sweaty, and I think I like it.
by owned November 27, 2002
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