Skulduggery Pleasant

An amazing series of books written by Derek Landy. It follows the adventures of a skeleton sorcerer/detective (Skulduggery Pleasant) and his partner-in-crime Valkyrie Cain. They go around saving the world and such likes with other characters such as Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Fletcher Renn, Erskine Ravel and much more. In my opinion, the books are absolutely fantastic - witty, clever, surprising you at every turn, full of shocks and surprises. If you haven't read them yet, give them a go - you won't regret it.

Valkyrie allowed herself a moment, then went back to the door. There were squad cars all over the place, Guards milling around the street and barking orders into walkie-talkies. The poor guy she'd kneed in the groin stood hunched over by an ambulance, and the cop Margaret had struck stood nearby, glowering.
The Bentley pulled up, and she waited until the cops had stopped admiring it before stepping out and running over. She jumped in.
Skulduggery looked at her, then looked at all the cops. ''Your doing?'' he asked. She nodded, and he sighed as they pulled away.
''OK then, who tried to kill you this time?''

Person 1: ''Have you read the new Skulduggery Pleasant book, Kingdom of the Wicked?''
Person 2: ''I'm nearly finished. It's so good, isn't it?''
Person 1: ''Absolutely!''

by Odd Girl Out September 17, 2012

pleasantly plump

Slightly larger than average;thick, lush, as the English would say about an appealing woman. Having a fulsome chest; busty, with a booty(bubble buttpawg) and a slightly curved stomach (not a gut) with normal legs and arms. It is meant as a compliment denoting desirability. Think Jessica Simpson, Amy Shumer, Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole (between the playboy years and the death of a millionaire ) or Dana Delaney from the 90's show china beach or Natasha Lyonne from American pie/orange is the new black. It does not mean fat, pudgy, or far overweight as some seem to think it has come to mean.

She is pleasantly plump with curves in all the right places

by azahrarn September 2, 2016

pleasant plains high school

ok school, located in pleasant plains illinois. known for a bunch of snobby rich kids and hicks. a whole bunch of kids who think it's cool to juul

pleasant plains high school sucks, should've gone to shg

by ILikePie124 April 11, 2019

Pleasant Valley

A School district in Bettendorf Iowa which is ninety percent white and the average income is significantly higher than the rest of the nation. It is often reported that there is literally nothing to do in Bettendorf, and that is correct.

This sucks man I was just at Pleasant Valley High School and realized I was the only one with an Ipod from last year, my social status is ruined.

by PV09 August 20, 2008

The point pleasant crab walk

When you and a group of friends are on the beach. All take your dicks out and form a circle all holding one other persons dick and proceed to walk down the beach

Hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk

by Darth vapor 420 July 7, 2017

pheasant plucker

A song involving a tongue twister.

John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.

by bilbo_9923 April 27, 2011

Pheasant

an insult that baffles your opponent and other people that wouldn’t appreciate being called that but has no physical sense of the definition

You pheasant

by WishPremium November 4, 2019