Throwing Pasty

A small and concealable version of the Cornish War Pasty. Often used by the Hellers, Cornish ninjas! The Throwing Pasty is very dangerous in the wrong hands and can give you a nasty ding on the ear! Maximum range is about 20 feet!

Trellawney: ouch!

Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?

Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!

by EsAnHeller July 28, 2011

Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.

"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

pasty

someone that is full of shit

He's a right pasty

by FitnessFirst June 16, 2021

pasty flakes

a male faggot typically one who has very pale skin also large amounts of dandruff.

man that kid gavin is such a pasty flakes.
-yeah i know right?!

by Gavin Suter March 22, 2016

Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Pasty

White as paper; has never tanned

Why are you so pasty?

by Gingerbread10 May 9, 2025

pastie tits

Tits/boobsetc.. breasts that look like pasties

Look She's got pastie tits . Yeah she's got a nice body but she's got pastie tits

by Dirtysilence February 12, 2017