Owen Yeast

Attracts men and children.

Owen yeast: blep.

Owen Yeast by alexyeaster August 25, 2023

Clive Owen (Smith)

The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.

If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen

"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"

Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"

Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".

Clive Owen (Smith) by Black Knight17 January 16, 2008

Smelly Owen 

Owen is a smelly cheese boy who stays inside all day gaming. He does not like women but he is very smart and intelligent. He is so smart he can't count to 100 i think he is very smart. I don't know if i can count to 100 yet because im not smart i think.

Oh my gosh it is Smelly Owen, he can count to 100 and hates women! I am the same I think they are dumb.

Smelly Owen by TsKuu July 27, 2020

Dirty Owen

When you slap someone's ass so hard the sound explodes the moon

guy 1: I haven't seen a full moon in a while
guy 2: probably because I pulled a dirty Owen on some guy walking down the street

Dirty Owen by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

Good omens 

(spoilers) Good omens is a series released on prime on 2019 and has 2 seasons. The first season follows Crowley and aziraphale. Aziraphale is an angel in heaven, and Crowley was previously an angel before he sauntered vaguely downwards. In the present day, the couple try to stop armageddon. Basically, Armageddon is the plan of heaven and hell to see which one is better. The two planned to make Adam, the son of Satan, to be neither good or bad. At the end they end up stopping armageddon from happening and the earth from ending. But right before you think the credits would roll aziraphale and crowley leave to get some ice cream (I forgot). As they were about to leave, aziraphale gets kidnapped and while Crowley was chasing after him he gets caught too. Crowley was sent back to hell to serve his punishm and aziraphale gets sent to heaven for the same reason. In hell, Crowley was given the punishment of bathing in holy water. Which, if it wasn't obvious, will kill him instantly. The archangel Michael arrived with a pot (I forgot what it was called) filled with holy water and began to fill the tub. I have no idea how a small pot filled an intire tub with holy water but who knows? Probably some miracle they performed.

While in heaven, Aziraphale was given the punishment of burning alive. One of the demons came in and lit the fire thingy and Aziraphale was ordered to step in. As he stepped into the burning flames he was completely unfazed and even blew fire at the archangel Gabriel, which he dodged. In hell, Crowley was just chilling in the holy water, not giving a shit. It was basically just a regular bath to her. The Duke of hell, Lord Beelzebub was left confused and the archangel Gabriel aswell. They end up letting the two leave and go back to earth. Crowley and aziraphale met up with each other and that's where we find out that the two have actually switched places, which explains how Crowley didn't evaporate in the holy water and how aziraphale didn't burn to death.
Yes, this is an excuse to rant about good omens

Good omens by Mjazz_JUSTCALLMEMJ. September 24, 2023

Owen 

A smelly boy who likes playing computer games, has the best taste in girls

“Wow Owen you’re such a nerd”

Owen by Helloifancyowen April 11, 2020

owen 

'owen' is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. Often used interchangably with the words pimp, 1337 and omnipotent. The term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.

1) Snoop Dogg is such an owen

2) I'd say God is fairly owen

3) Ohhhhhh shit, that lorry just totally went all owen on that hedgehog

4) He was so owen i couldn't walk properly for days

owen by Jane button April 13, 2007