Owen

A term used for people with long ugly nosrd who play volleyball as a hobby. Gay skinny dude that cant get girls.

Owen is gay and can't get his crush jess pearson

by GayOwen November 29, 2017

Owen

Stupid. Retard who looks like a dog and he is the most stupid person who plays video games constantly and he only wears name brand clothes and has brown hair

Owen I hate u get off the couch

No I'm playing fortnite do it urself

by Carly hansen March 13, 2018

Owen

A short and gay child under 4 foot tall
Also does dodgy things in classrooms with someone.

Owen is so small.

by Cyagkjccinwcb February 22, 2018

Owening

Stronger than an 'own'. Stronger even than a 'pwn'. Owening is the ultimate domination of any activity or just life in general. Including but not limited to: Video games, smuggling peas, tonsil hockey with the ladies, Destroying random ships with the swing of your sword, growing some mean facial hair or just jamming out on the raddest sparkle ridden green guitar.

Chris Dane Owens holds the world record for the most consecutive and numerous Owenings.

by HotToTrottOcelot November 29, 2009

owen

all Owen's have three inch destroyers... watch out girls

person 1- "will it hurt"
owen- "you won't feel a thing"

by owenthenutter66 October 30, 2019

owen

A term used to describe a very not gay man that everyone thinks is gay

He's hot but he's an Owen so....

by NamlessWhore August 2, 2017

owen

'owen' is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. Often used interchangably with the words pimp, 1337 and omnipotent. The term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.

1) Snoop Dogg is such an owen

2) I'd say God is fairly owen

3) Ohhhhhh shit, that lorry just totally went all owen on that hedgehog

4) He was so owen i couldn't walk properly for days

by Jane button April 13, 2007