Owen

Owen is that guy who is just cool to be around. Usually Kind Of Short, Smart, and a pretty good athlete. He gets girls and is a good boyfriend. He has a lot of friends, and will sometimes accidentally say gay things, but he isn't gay. He will lose his virginity before 15 and usually has a dick about 7-10 inches. He doesn't really care if people make fun of him, just laughs and roast them back. Pretty good at video games too. He isn't shy and talks a lot and flirts with girls easily. But every once in a while guys will get more girls than him.

Oh my gawd Lauren, Owen was so good in bed last night and it was like.. his first time

Look at this short ass nigga, hoopin with people 2 feet taller than him

Owen gets in my nerves sometimes in class because he answers all the questions

by SilencerinYoMommasHouse June 29, 2017

Owen

Stupid. Retard who looks like a dog and he is the most stupid person who plays video games constantly and he only wears name brand clothes and has brown hair

Owen I hate u get off the couch

No I'm playing fortnite do it urself

by Carly hansen March 13, 2018

Owen

A short and gay child under 4 foot tall
Also does dodgy things in classrooms with someone.

Owen is so small.

by Cyagkjccinwcb February 22, 2018

Owening

Stronger than an 'own'. Stronger even than a 'pwn'. Owening is the ultimate domination of any activity or just life in general. Including but not limited to: Video games, smuggling peas, tonsil hockey with the ladies, Destroying random ships with the swing of your sword, growing some mean facial hair or just jamming out on the raddest sparkle ridden green guitar.

Chris Dane Owens holds the world record for the most consecutive and numerous Owenings.

by HotToTrottOcelot November 29, 2009

owen

all Owen's have three inch destroyers... watch out girls

person 1- "will it hurt"
owen- "you won't feel a thing"

by owenthenutter66 October 30, 2019

owen

A term used to describe a very not gay man that everyone thinks is gay

He's hot but he's an Owen so....

by NamlessWhore August 2, 2017

owen

'owen' is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. Often used interchangably with the words pimp, 1337 and omnipotent. The term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.

1) Snoop Dogg is such an owen

2) I'd say God is fairly owen

3) Ohhhhhh shit, that lorry just totally went all owen on that hedgehog

4) He was so owen i couldn't walk properly for days

by Jane button April 13, 2007