Human Ostrosis

Willful ignorance, one who plants their head deep within either the earth or thier own rectum

The US Congress has Human Ostrosis

by ETA FIXER October 31, 2010

Ostrich Hockey

A term used to describe contact hockey with brutal hockey players. Usually consists of good hockey players, who gave up the dream, playing contact hockey against players that can barely skate (tri-pods). Because the brutal players cannot skate, their eyes are focused on their skates, hence, head in the dirt, like an ostrich. Furthermore, they cannot protect themselves, and are subject to devastating body contact.

College club hockey is a good example of this.

"Hows the league stuey?" "Ostrich hockey, guys skating with their heads down. These guys can get hurt out there."

by Molson XXX May 14, 2007

Ostrich

A fat ghetto native american woman with a very overweight upper body and very thin legs resembling and ostrich.

Hey, you see that ostrich standing over by the checkout counter? She's probly gonna pay with her welfare cheques.

by Rod burner October 9, 2014

Ostrich

Someone who is scared and a pussy. Also someone most likely a female who has a vagina. A nicer way to say pussy.

Damn, he is such a ostrich
I'd love to hit that ostrich.
Look at the ostrich on her.

by Bossree January 10, 2008

Angry Ostrich

Gangly creature of fight native to western pennsyvania. This organism is proned to acts rendering others "in the dark" and can often be seen on the floor requesting upward assistance.

Josh Pekich

by buddy james December 26, 2003

Drop me like a hot ostrich

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.

Jeez, I can't believe you have the nerve to drop me like a hot ostrich!

by nalyeeze August 17, 2010

ostracist

Anyone who calls another person a troll.

Joe only called John an ostracist after John labeled him a troll.
Don't join that club unless you want to become an ostracist.
Don would probably make a good bouncer since he likes being an ostracist.

by Ann Myers July 30, 2008