Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

University of Oregon Women’s Track Team

A team of hot track stars from the University of Oregon.

Damn the University of Oregon women’s track team is Hot!!

by Dfcxghhff March 21, 2022

oregon rail

When you put on your best hipster clothes, handcuff her to a boat, fuck her like a train, and make it rain all over her face, while shouting "SACAJAWEA!".

"Awe man, than Indian chick was crazy last night. Gave her the Oregon Rail."

by EroticCripple July 2, 2017

Oregon Poprocks

The act of placing Listerine Cool Mint POCKETPAKS Breath Strips (Tiras para el Aliento) in your mouth before taking a shot of Vodka.

Hey bro, want to try some Oregon Poprocks?

Nah, I’m already too fresh.

by quadonkdonk January 5, 2021

Central Oregon

Central Oregon is not Western or Eastern Oregon. It’s east of the Cascade Range and a gateway between Western and Eastern Oregon. The counties are Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Jefferson, Wheeler, Deschutes, Crook, Klamath, and Lake. Those counties make up Central Oregon from north to south. The north counties are the Columbia River Gorge, the middle counties revolve around Bend and its nearby cities, and the two south counties include lots of lakes including Crater Lake.

Central Oregon is so diverse. There are lots of lakes, rivers, and mountains there. It’s a natural paradise. I prefer the Columbia River Gorge and Bend over Klamath Falls and Lakeview.

Portland Man: Where are you from?

Klamath Falls Man: Central Oregon.

Portland Man: Bend?

Klamath Falls Man: Actually, South Central Oregon which is Klamath Falls.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Oregon backcountry bouncer

When a girl is on top, you grab her by the hips, spin her around and slam it in the backdoor

"The other night I gave Amanda the old Oregon backcountry bouncer"

by I'm to old for this... August 3, 2022

Oregon drywall

When you break a hole in the wall with your erected penis and cover it with your poop.

Let’s Oregon drywall this place

by MrDiddy August 1, 2025