When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

by Dfcxghhff March 21, 2022

Where 90% of Oregonians live. It has the entire Oregon Coast, Portland area, Willamette Valley, and Rogue Valley. It’s what Oregon is known for.
Western Oregon beats Central and Eastern Oregon at everything. It has the coast which is why it’s superior.
I'm glad I live in Western Oregon instead of Central or Eastern Oregon.
I'm glad I live in Western Oregon instead of Central or Eastern Oregon.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Hometown of the incredible hippie nation, hipsters and beer drinkers. Better bring all seasons in your suitcase because our weather is bipolar, literally.. and if you want everybody to know your not from here, just use an umbrella when its raining! its also pronounced or-eee-gone. not or-o-gone. we like to eat organic as well.and we recycle..obviously. we don't have pools because we have earth pools, that are already made.. by the earth. our state is beautiful and full of fresh air. pictures here our incredible..
by RWTHRSYTS June 2, 2015

by oregonleafblower69 October 16, 2025

Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.
Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.
by BurntOutMedic November 10, 2020

A natural paradise. One of the most beautiful places in the world. It goes from Astoria of Clatsop County which borders Washington to Brookings of Curry County which borders California. There are lots of beaches, forests, lakes, rivers, and towns to visit.
Me: Man, I wish I could live on the Oregon Coast.
Family Member: Where do you want to live the most on the coast?
Me: Coos Bay or Newport.
Family Member: Those are nice places.
Family Member: Where do you want to live the most on the coast?
Me: Coos Bay or Newport.
Family Member: Those are nice places.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025
