October 18th

October 18th is National slap a hoe day ;) go out and slap all them hoes

Dude 1: Bro it’s Karen
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: It’s fucking October 18th, slap a hoe day

by 420.forever October 15, 2019

October 28

The day boys have to give their crush a hoodie. Can’t say no..

John- Dude it’s October 28, you gotta give it to her
Max- Ok
*gives his sweatshirt*
Maddie- heart fills with excitement

by Yëèt_Peächÿ November 07, 2019

October 17th

October 17th is national give your girl a hoodie day

October 17th give your girl a hoodie day

by XxtunaxX October 16, 2019

October 27

National hug a boy day!!

Garrett: why tf are you hugging me?
Me: it’s okay! it’s october 27!

by sum high quality froodle toots October 17, 2019

October 16

October 16 is “National Make Up A National Holiday for Urban Dictionary for Attention and Fame Day”

“it’s October 16 today, I guess I’ll make some stuff up so I can finally have friends”

by your average neighbor October 15, 2019

October 18

The perfect day to give a huge hug your girlfriend/crush

Caroline: omg October 18 was the first time he hugged me and it was the biggest hug ever!

by platypusandotters October 16, 2019

October 7th

October 7th is the date when truly epic people are born. Vladimir Putin, Simon Cowell. If you're not born on October 7th chances are you're not as epic.

October 7th is the birthday of epic people.

by epicoctoberboy October 18, 2019