when speaking on the phone at work with a customer who you just adore. You will never meet him/her, you will only speak with them as needed for business. You are totally head over heels with their voice.
by DJ JILLYB January 2, 2009
Get the Phone Crushmug. In a conversation between two people texting, a situation that is so big that it should be discussed, but neither of the two people want to bring it up while texting.
Like elephant in the room
Like elephant in the room
It was hard talking to James because there was that huge elephant in the phone about that girl we both like
by geniusonwheels June 6, 2010
Get the elephant in the phonemug. A shot of booze consumed with a friend over the phone when you just can't be togther, especially if they are very far away. Usually involves tequila and a count down so you know you are really drinking a the same time.
Person 1 in California: "Dude, I just finished my last final today!"
Person 2 in North Dakota: "Awesome, this calls for a phone shot! One two three, drink!"
Person 2 in North Dakota: "Awesome, this calls for a phone shot! One two three, drink!"
by Jaye7 May 20, 2009
Get the phone shotmug. n. a mobile phone without a full QWERTY keyboard.
Unlike a dumb phone, the decimal phone can have any number of advanced features but simply lacks the (crucial) above-mentioned I/O device.
Unlike a dumb phone, the decimal phone can have any number of advanced features but simply lacks the (crucial) above-mentioned I/O device.
Thomas: How come you never reply to my text messages?
Percy: I've still got a decimal phone and it sucks for texting!
Percy: I've still got a decimal phone and it sucks for texting!
by ctrlU April 9, 2011
Get the decimal phonemug. A war between iOS and Android users and literally the dumbest war in history of the internet. It’s like the console wars between Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch players but worse.
It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.
People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.
It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.
People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.
Retard 1: iOs pHoNeS aRe bEtTeR!!!1!1
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.
by IdekIForgotMyName January 30, 2021
Get the Phone warsmug. The state of trance one enters when fully engulfed with a text/app/email on a mobile device. Generally involves a brief intermission of any interaction with that individual.
Joe- I'm starving. Time to feast?
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
by JosesRoo October 10, 2011
Get the Phone Comamug. When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.
Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."
Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."
Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"
by axkiocjg577 June 21, 2009
Get the phone doodlingmug.