nuns delight

The name given to asparagus, as it was rumoured that nuns sat on the spears during harvest for a giddy little thrill.

Breast or leg with your Nuns Delight?

by Dag. December 29, 2015

Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

Nun

Nun This term is used when there is 0 amount to what they ask for..

How much food is left? Nun

by Dirt G January 11, 2018

Nun

To be in love with Jael

“Who’s your crush?”
“nun”-this clarifies that you are in love with a male named Jael

by Jmonkey184 July 5, 2022

scrut nun

Ligma scrut nun

Me scrut nun is stickyk

by Thebigdickenrgyfella January 21, 2019

dumb shit don't know nun

When you go and ask a question and they don't know it but it's a simple question

Hey mark whats 2\2?

Oh it's 8

Dumb shit don't know nun

Bro it's 1

by Myaaagotbandzz November 15, 2023

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010