dexter daddy

the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.

"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"

by anonymous February 3, 2021

the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

Dexter Reed

Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.

LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*

by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021

The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.

Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Dexter Holland

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.

Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020

Dexter Holland

Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.

Dexter Holland is a poser trying to call somebody else a poser.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Dexter

A God that is better than a evantii

Dexter is better than evantii at life

by Dexter_0 November 10, 2022