When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
Get the the Dexter Dilemmamug. When you lay down a bunch of plastic sheeting and fuck a girl while she’s on her period and then throw the sheeting into the ocean.
It’s that time of the month for my girl and I didn’t want to fuck my couch up so we did it dexter style.
by OnionAnus October 6, 2019
Get the dexter stylemug. "hey man, what you doing tonight? Keen on a car meet?"
"I dunno man, I think I might just pull a Dexter Loh and go chow down on dumplings"
"I dunno man, I think I might just pull a Dexter Loh and go chow down on dumplings"
by Merc guy November 6, 2019
Get the Dexter Lohmug. 
Dexters are the nicest people you'll ever meet. They are very friendly,kind and one of the best fiends you'll ever have. They are incredibly supportive and will be willing to give you their shoulder to cry on if you are in a rut and will always help you! They are super fun and funny and you will always enjoy their company.
by SuperSceneFreakqwq March 30, 2023
Get the Dextermug. by Bigpenisman69420 May 27, 2021
Get the Dextermug.