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IED

Internet Expert Douchebag

a person or persons who transcribe text to depict themselves as having superior knowledge on a subject than anyone else.

Very common in sporting topics for complete nobodies to claim to have more inside and expert knowledge/advice than the coaches and athletes themselves.

They typically are quick to attack others who disagree with their opinions by claiming that person to be uneducated on the topic or matter of discussion.

They need to die.
person 1 - "the team shouldn't trade him. He is an valuable asset and the team has the funds to retain him. He is the reason they win. All the so called fans that hate on him clearly know nothing about the game and shouldn't jump ship so easily"

person 2 - "I disagree his stats clearly show he wasn't that great plus he spat on an official. Its good they got rid of him"

person 1 - "you clearly no nothing and need to actually watch a game. So uneducated"

person 2 - "lookout! IED detected"
by mikedee23 January 1, 2014
mugGet the IEDmug.

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... i spiili i -.- i don't know if an example exists for such a definition :/
by itachi san1 December 25, 2007
mugGet the i spiili imug.

I

Their six thirty two is beautiful ❤️
Although my two sixty three sounds like more fun:)
Animal noises, loving on you…
A dream come true!!!!
I love you!!!!
I do wish I could tell you❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 October 12, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

My day you made
The words you speak…
Makes my heart scream…
Oh how I want the dream❤️❤️❤️
This love I have for you…
To me what you do…
When you see…
And I finally can scream…
I love you ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 October 16, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

My posts are not complete…
If my eyes you don’t see…
Or my voice you don’t hear

expressing and showing the sincerity…
Of the love for you…

They may appear as solely words…
Hung together by a conjunction or a rhyme…
Words they are…

words of love, my heart pours…
Only for you…

I have an idea…

Read them while looking in a mirror:)
And do your best girly voice…
You also may need to move your hands while you read…
And make your heart beat fast…
And your legs shake…
Possibly there could be a voice trembling and a stomping of the feet…
I really don’t know until I actually do it…
You know. I could do it and then I could better inform you as to what you need to do❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 September 24, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

I love YOU!!!
I want many things…
I wish for even more
The similarities between the two
Is quite simple….
It all involves….
YOU!!!!
by Just a girl with 💔 September 27, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

No fly…
As it was a bee…
A twirl still means the same…
You, I wish I could have seen…

I saw the tail…
Not the preferred tail by the way…
Stare, I still did…
I thought about the mid…

Feathers, I am appear to be wearing…
Good or bad🤔🤔🤔
If only your thoughts I had…
Think of all we could be sharing:)

The thunder roars…
As my love for you pours…
Through the sky, my heart soars…
Waiting for the day, I am yours ❤️❤️❤️

Constantly
In my thoughts…
It is YOU!!!
by Just a girl with 💔 September 12, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

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