Excuse

A reason that isn't the one being looked for, however truthful it may be.

Don't give me excuses

by et-ATK April 27, 2023

Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.

That's just a couch excuse!

by dandan8000 November 22, 2024

Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses

Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍

by CanOfToast July 7, 2022

inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses

Some not very good excuses.

"Like it says on the board, inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses means they're not very good excuses."

by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

Excuse

Something made up to disguise the fact Mike Vrabel is a horrible coach.

Mike Vrabel has an excuse because half the team was hurt, and I really don’t know how to coach.

by Allen C B January 11, 2023

Excuse me!

A word said by the legend himself, JIMIN FROM THE MOST POPULAR GROUP BTS

Jimin: h-hey how much is dis
JUNGKOOK: Nono Excuse me!-
Jimin: EXCUSE ME OH HEY YEAH COME ON

by sugacansuckmyjiminsizedpepper June 29, 2018