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Cuban Cigar

During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.

She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.

This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.

Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.

Tom: explains the sexual position.

Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
by Bollybones June 16, 2022
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Canadian Cigar

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.
I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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cigar star

A female meth smoker who smokes meth and does pornstar shit all night
I can't get any sleep when I have garla over. All she wants to do is smoke and fuck. She's a real cigar star.
by Cozmickandy February 17, 2023
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Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022
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Colorado Cigar

A Blunt with 2 grams or more of Colorado's finest Chronic.
Nothing better on a fine Colorado day then a Colorado Cigar
by RockyMountanFreedom June 15, 2013
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chop cigar

A phat dank cigar, referencing chop, a cigar stuffed with weed and tobacco.
I’m a pot star, smoking on chop cigars.” -Mazi
by BeaminQuick June 17, 2020
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Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
Oh yea, let’s rip it”
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019
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