conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name

conflicted Nigel wishes he had a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel

Nigel — noun

A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.

Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”

by Y_C November 22, 2021

faggotron nigel

Nigel's addiction to online chatroom african trannies

faggotron nigel suks cok

by mrs tosser September 14, 2025

nigel rage

nigel measures his sausage in millimetres making it sound bigger

nigel rage his tiny cock

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

Nigel Smith

Juicabatchie ridgeback rhino forehead

wow look at that ridgeback comonly know as a nigel smith

by jimboooojim February 5, 2010

furry nigel

He isn't gay He's a tranny chaser , gays don't date women, they like guys.

furry nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Nigel

Nigel is a name that means Strong, Handsome and exquisite. Lots of Nigels usually tend to still other people’s girlfriends so be careful out there boys, Nigel is coming for ya.

* New Kid Enters Class*
Miss Gray: Class, We have a new student
Nigel: Smiles
Miss Gray: Please Introduce yourself

Nigel: (deep voice) Hey guys! Im Nigel
Girls in Class: (Screams) Heyyy Nigel😍😍
Miss Gray: Girls calm down, i know he’s hot but chill

by Dashy Got Game November 25, 2021