Negative Nazi

A person who authoritatively strikes down anything you say that is positive often with the use of sarcasm or downright speaking like an a**hole

Hey look at that Negative Nazi over there he's making everyone feel like s***.

by AvsSqueek October 13, 2011

negative breathing

The act of breathing in Carbon Dioxide.

Negative breathing happens when drink a bottle of coke and breathin in the Carbon Dioxide that's inside the bottle.

by Victoria_SD November 3, 2005

Negative Nigel

Someone who dislikes a person or thing for no apparent reason, just as a stuck up British man named Nigel would be. The Negative Nigel has most likely never met or at least tried to talk to the person, or tried the thing or event that he judges so much. In general, the Negative Nigel is just negative about a lot of things, more than a Negative Nancy. In fact, Negative Nancy actually learned from Negative Nigel after they were together.

Tyler doesn't like Brandon because Tyler just doesn't like him.

Hey Tyler, let's go riding!

Ok well I hope that Brandon dude isn't there.
Why?
He's annoying.
Why is he annoying?
He just is.
But you haven't even met him...

Tyler is therefore a Negative Nigel.

by jdub289f October 30, 2013

Negative Six

When someone is six feet under, another way to say they are dead.

Jay went negative six after he ripped his plug

by trapstick March 17, 2021

negative headcount

Another aspect of negative headcount is when an employee is so toxic that other employees leave in order to get away from them.

Adam was so old school he was constantly making misogynistic and racist statements. That's the primary reason Eve gave for leaving. So Adam is a -1 negative headcount.

by S1KRR March 16, 2017

Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Negative Rizz

When you can't talk to girls

Drylan has negative rizz they way he fumbles all his girls

by Atypical_Person May 3, 2023