by HansHansHans February 26, 2011

The remnants of blood on your dick from recently having intercourse with a dead woman that has been mensturating.
"Bro I had such a good time with my lady last night but the only problem is that I got cold ketchup on my dick"
by Yamanjc September 18, 2016

by Tbrambo January 2, 2012

A hangover, especially one on a week day that prevents one from attending work, or greatly reduces one's productivity while at work. Named after the small drinking town of Wivenhoe, Essex, UK.
"I didn't get much done at work today. I went to the pub last night and had a terrible Wivenhoe Cold this morning."
by grimdownsouth July 22, 2012

When a can or bottle feels cold on outside but is not because it was only recently added to the cooler.
by Bumpyjonas November 27, 2016

by Johnnymyman96 December 31, 2021
