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not today

Being tired, do not feel desire, being done, being free.
A : Come on !
B : Not today...

A : Please...
B : I'm free to say "Not today..."
by polivebrsk January 23, 2017
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come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
by Randomguywastaken September 18, 2021
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This very obnoxious term is used to describe a g-mod (Garry's mod) creation which is skibidi toilet, while also combining a lot of brain rot terms which children usually find amusing, and fun to watch.
Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz! (About G-mod)
by KAN3AN June 9, 2024
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have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
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I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".
I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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Today

Today is grab yo homies ass day, so go grab that shit
Today is today
by GuyLover42069 March 29, 2022
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