Liam

a lazy smartass that sits infront of his computer all day doing nothing but eating various doughnuts and chocolate bars.

wow, did you hear about kyle? he's being such a fucking liam!!!

by Bri-xx21 September 20, 2008

liam

a person with a tiny penis

i was givin dis guy head da ova day n he had a propa liam.. tiny b.

by MAILYGBID March 08, 2008

Liam

a small boy who is normally mistaken for a penguin. He may also have a girls voice

a liam is the one who walks past like a penguin and then runs off like a little girl and crys

by Jack Freeman 'flap jack' September 24, 2008

Liam

toxic piece of shit

Liam: Haha you lost fuck you take the L.
John: Why u so toxic?

by Lil Nazi April 26, 2019

Liam

An ugly man who does not know how to read and has at least 4 types of diesases

That LIAM must have a sad life

by grizzy guy May 25, 2017

Liam

A jackass

#liam#jackass

by Asap_handelz December 10, 2018

Liam

To fingerblast someone, normally someone of the opposite sex and of a much older age.
Also refers to someone with absolutely no moral compass or standards with regards to sexual partner and/or sexual activity with said partner.

After a few pints last night I Liamed the hell out of that 60 year old masseuse.

by biggingerbollox March 10, 2017