Ninja twerk

verb. Quickly approaching an unsuspecting person and violently twerking against them before quickly running away. Ninja outfit optional.

That fine ass female surprised me in the club my ninja twerking. I sure wish Janice from human resources would ninja twerk on my D.

by Wimermeter February 26, 2015

ninjable

A verb describing a complex task that may only be possible to complete by a ninja.

Hacking this code will be ninjable.

by analogjedi March 30, 2015

Scuba Ninja

A nickname used by U.S. military special operations soldiers to denote Paramilitary Operations Officers of the CIA's Special Activities Division.

Operators from Delta Force and scuba ninjas from the CIA are operating in Pakistan.

by bonkd November 8, 2009

Parts Ninja

Someone, anyone who sneaks into your area and steals parts from your shopstock subverting the system. These individuals can and will rape any inventory levels.

Brandon looks over at his shop stock to see Darnell rapeing his inventory levels and yells: Hey! Isnt that what production control is for?

Darnell turns to Brandon with an evil grin throws a smoke bomb at is feet and disapears into the smoke!

Brandon screams: Damn you Parts Ninja!

by Cr@zy76 October 27, 2011

emo fruit ninja

When you take a knife and start slashing the hell out of your arm because you hate yourself and your life

When i get home, i want to play emo fruit ninja.

by FreakyBoii69 February 22, 2018

ginga ninja

A red/auburn haired male who can hold his own in hand to hand combat, and usually wins with a strike you were not expecting.

"Damn that white boy gots some mad squabbles son! Look at that red hair, must be some kind of ginga ninja!

by Fluffy small pants June 11, 2011

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is better than all other Jesuses.

by GrogMcGee January 20, 2009