Sticky napkin

When you masturbate using a Fruit Roll Up.

Christopher Arp sure loves his sticky napkin.

by Bildo Teabaggins September 8, 2017

dunch napkin

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts

i love dunch napkins

by barnacle jow January 17, 2011

napkins in the wind

A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit

Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.

by boilingpotsofwater April 21, 2023

Napkin Deck

A term in the cardgame Magic the Gathering for a deck built somewhat on the fly without having extensively tested it before playing it in a tournament

This grixis napkin deck won more games than i thought it would

by arvidian May 12, 2020

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

SF napkin

An Xbox Live player who frequently plays RTS games, and is actually a member of a clan based off of an RTS game known as 'Command & Conquer' that originated shortly after the release of the fore mentioned game back in 1995. The clan he is a member of, worships the charismatic leader named 'Kane' of the evil forces known as 'NOD' and will usually be a very skilled player. Although many of the games this person has not played, this person, as most of their clan do, will usually pick the game up in a matter of moments, and be outplaying even the seasoned pros. Watch out for his tricks, he is known for being very misleading and WILL take advantage of a situation as soon as the opportunity arises.

Player: "Oh f, how did u know i was going to be there?"

SF napkin: "HA HA!! I was always watching, i am always watching."

Player: wtf man

SF napkin: "HA! you cant hide anywhere, so just come out and this will end quick....."

by xboxliveperson August 14, 2010

Taser Napkin

Another name for a Stingray

Look at them Taser Napkins swimming by.

by FaZe_Burnana May 22, 2022