musty chub

The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".

Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!

by MANGOCHEESEBANANAFISHSTICKS July 31, 2012

mushy celery

the described consistency of a penis after masturbating

Yeah bro, after I got that premium Brazzers account, my dick was mushy celery

by angrynoob July 13, 2015

Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong

Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.

by Muster Bester January 11, 2016

Musdy

Any color that has been over mixed, made into a muted/ muddy color. Color mixed with mud.

Out of all the colors you could have mixed up, this one is definitely musdy!

by Shanaynay- March 21, 2016

Muppy Bear

A pet name used for a small dog-sized bear that is actually a dog. Usually associated with small, light-colored, stubby-legged, perky-eared dogs (like Corgis or Corgi-mixes).

Awh, Muppy Bear! I love you! (*kisses and cuddles dog*)

by Hallie Boo.Berry August 28, 2016

musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.

"My gf wants me to musty potato her "

by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016

Mustyveer

To be a person that never showers and smells like complete and utter shit. They come into school with flies and cum dripping down there back. Usually eats a can of musty ass spaghetti in a dollar store thermus. Usually smells like autistic 5th graders and wet farts combined.

Yo that asta kid is a mustyveer

by Mustryveer March 18, 2017