drunk-married

describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.

oh yeah, the female must put-out.

Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"

by Lakattack0 December 21, 2008

muriel

a girl who is 18 and has a strict 9 o'clock curfew that prefers to date guys in their early teenage years... and she has a penis <3

fuck! i can't stay out late, my parents are treating me like muriel!

by bugerman October 28, 2009

Murieston

An area of Livingston, including streets such as Bankton Park East.

I can't believe you really live in Murieston!!!!!!!111111

by brendan September 1, 2004

marriedest

a word used to describe people who act married.

Tumbr Nerd: Jamie and the Doctor are the marriedest couple in space.

Jamie and the Doctor are fictional characters from the show, Doctor Who

by notannamarie June 16, 2011

Serial marrier

A person who has been married 3 or more times.

Lucas was worried he would become a serial marrier when he fell in love with a girl from Texas and contemplated making her wife #3.

by Nixstress June 24, 2014

murrieta

Murrieta is a place where a lot of pretend hood rat kids live. Greer ranch is home to a bunch of dirt bike kids who think they are the shit. Cal oaks park is where most of us boys grew up scootering then quit at about 13 to ride bikes or skate. Now freshman in highschool most of us have matured and play sports or smoke weed, Whichever path you chose to take. Murrieta is also home to the stupidest cops who will give you a ticket for practically nothing.

Yo dude where is murrieta?
Murrieta is that one place with wannabe gangsters

Ohh those dumbasses

haha
lmao

by Virginity Rocks April 7, 2019

Murrey

A BIG DIRTY GINGER FUCKING PEDO

“I’m 13 and I shagged a 43 year old last night he was a Murrey”

by Heyfamwagwan October 1, 2018