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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
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Mow Trainer

Being gay, gay-man McJinsen got a mow trainer from looking at the nude boys.
by Tallen Harris February 5, 2008
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mow

Daaanng that man is fine I'd mow him so hard rn
by Boobies4 July 10, 2017
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Buck Mowing

Unlike “manscaping” this is the practice of NOT landscaping ones unmentionables, it’s the absence of a well manicured garden in a very unflattering manner.
How’s that front yard doing? Is the grass kept nice and neat?

No my friend... it would appear that someone’s been doing some buck mowing.

Oh man that’s unfortunate

Yeah, it looks like a Chilean rain Forrest down there.
by clevenger July 9, 2018
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whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush
Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.
by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 4, 2017
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mow

by 42675002 November 22, 2021
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mowed the lawn

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by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020
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