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Molten Cock

Just literally some asshole dunking his erect penis into open lava.
“I’m literally some asshole dunking my erect penis into open lava… now I have a molten cock.”
by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023
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Morten Tangen

Morten Tangen is a Norwegian bitch ahh nigga. CEO of a lube an hat company. Morten got the most outrageous hairline of the 50th century. He is the defenision of an alpha male.
Christer: Damn, his hairline clapped
Hugen: Naaaw, thats my nigga Morten Tangen
by Elias Haug March 15, 2023
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mostestestestestestest

The absolute most you can love someone
I love you the mostestestestestestest
by madi921 September 11, 2023
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Barbara Montenegro

A great Gal. Great with her Dark humor, and her laugh is contagious. Stays up with Current events and you can DEFINITELY have a great conversation with her. Keeps a small circle of friends. You can count on her to dig a body with you, to running for office. Supportive. Lastly, a God.
C'mon! Be a Barbara Montenegro and help me dig the body!
by Greatness_12 April 24, 2019
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Perfectly-Mostest

The one thing that can out do a I love you the mostest. Say I love you perfectly-mostest.. Its perfect so you cant out do it you know.
her: I love you

Me: I love you the mostest
her: I love you perfectly-mostest
by Doofishot November 13, 2022
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Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.
"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"
by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017
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Stine Birch Mortensen

Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.

She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019
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