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Shady moshers.....
Roaming low....
One called called Teg a dirty hoe.....
Off said mosh n back to bed.....
Teg-y banged his fucking head
This was a actual event that took place outside of a Jacksons.
by Shady mosher hall April 27, 2004
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mosher

a mosher is a person who likes to listen to music such as cradle of filth and slipknot. the 3 main features of a mosher are these;
1.greasy skin
2.black clothes (possibly with badges or some other garbage on them).
3.the loud horrible music (if you can call it music) blasting out of thier mp3 players.

a moshers main rival is the chav. moshers likes to say things behind chavs back, but wont say a word to thier faces. a truly pathetic mosher will be in his/her early 20s that still hang armound with the 12 to 16 year olds grease balls *ahem* moshers. anouther feature of a mosher is that they like to jump around alot and most of them are just the school outcasts looking for something to rebel againt. anyway moshers should be avoided at all costs they may bite and many of them have head lice and crabs from thier dogs.
mosher1:have you downloaded the new slipknot song yet?
mosher2:no
mosher1:why?
mosher2:i can use my typing hand anymore ive slashed my wrists too many times.
mosher1:i love the devil rock ooooooonnnnn!!!!
mosher2:woooo!
by Shady Man July 31, 2008
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moshing grits

I was watching this porn, and these two girls just started moshing grits. It was way cool.
by Rhymin Steve December 16, 2002
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Moshe

AKA Captain Moishturizer.

Often found driving a boat or at a shooting range. Likes to sleep on inflatable hammocks. Feel free to contact a moshe if you need an OBD scanner or other cheap shit from China.
Dude, my skin is so dry I need some Captain Moishturizer.

Yo, did you see that crazy deal on amazon? It's a good price, but its definitely cheap moshe shit
by Double D G July 15, 2019
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Mosher legs

I dont really know but call people it in a really common accent and threaten to hurt them and theyll laugh.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW Mosher Legs
by Eric Shun May 9, 2003
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moshing

driving real fast over mud and dirt hills in a truck.
"do u see how high the mud got me when i went moshing last tuesday?"
by megan kite June 13, 2004
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Mosher

A Hater to all those who wear Tracksuit bottoms, listen to rap music or rave music, and wear hoodies etc.

Also an idiot.
*Kid walks down the street wearing a hood*
*Group of Moshers attack the kid*
*Moshers walk away and shake their head about messing up their hair like the pure idiots they are*
by jayjayyeah February 28, 2010
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