moozie

A person you love so much you want to put them in your pocket wherever you go. A pocket love.

When traveling I never leave home without my moozie.

by LaurenMoozie September 24, 2016

Moron

Propper spelling for Mormon

I belong to the Moron Chirch.

by Down With Mormonism June 11, 2006

moroccan beltsander

During anal, when one clenches their asshole so hard when the man pulls out he loses skin and yelps in pain.

*thrust thrust* *clench* *pull*

man: OWW!!!11 what the FUCK WAS THAT?!
person: joo got moroccan beltsanded

by kenzie March 27, 2005

moronazi

a self-consciously anti-intellectual person who is extremely aggressive, often verbally abusive, in his/her insistence that intelligence and its attendant abilities (to use "big words," to understand and elucidate complex and/or abstract concepts, to grasp subtleties and nuances, etc.) is bad in some way or another and should be squelched in any discussion--usually, such individuals feel that said discussions should instead be filled with simplistic, emotionally charged rhetoric and/or the ad nauseam repetition of dogma or pet phrases.

"Moronazis abound among religious fundamentalists; you will also find anywhere from 1 to 31 of them in most 12-step groups."

by jw78 January 17, 2009

Moron-Gel

noun: gel like substance that was originally created to give the feeling of love and happiness. Some documented side effects from the Moron Gel can cause dried up bank accounts, extreme paranoia, pregnancy, fits of crying and has even has caused adverse reactions of people around said gel to suddenly think they are a Paparazzi and stalk and take pictues of poeple they don't even know.

Nicole: Hey how come my bank account is negative $200?
Tammy: Oh snap have you been usin Moron-Gel? Shiit
Nicole: No way man the government is trying to take me away.... i see them... taking pictures..
Tammy: bitch you crazy

by ShushiBaby April 16, 2009

Moroccan Chimnea

When you bend over to pick something from off the ground but at the same time you were trying to hold in a painful fart, so it blasts out while you're bent over and fires straight up someone's nostrils

I dropped my keys the other day and Dave got the full blast of my Moroccan Chimnea

by NigerianMunchkin May 15, 2016

Moozy

Someone who displays temperamental bottom energy. A person who is in denial of their true selves. Someone who doesn't understand math.

"I think you need to calm down babe."

"Shush, no I STFG!"

"You're being kind of a Moozy right now."

by Morallygreyismyfavcolor October 12, 2020