Miracle Whipped

When your boss is really tough on you.

How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.

by The Druglord January 29, 2019

miracle fishing

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.

Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

by Yourmum9000 July 3, 2021

Miracle Meal

A single meal that "saves you" and is eaten every third meal

Dude, he has cereal like it's his Miracle Meal

by KnawledgeDealer August 26, 2017

Hysterical-miracle

A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh

He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.

by Freelancers May 1, 2018

Miracle Drink

This is when you mix together every type of hard liquor and wine there is and a gallon of each. Every Sunday to drink it at midnight and until it’s all gone with all your family and until all your blessings come true. Everyone must drink at least a gallon of the blended drink in a hour. No ice , chilled until midnight in your gallon cups.

That miracle drink hit the spot , I’m doing it every Sunday , and drinking it at midnight on Monday the same day the new day start at night at 12am on the dot.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 6, 2022

Quantifiable Miracle

When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.

Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.

by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011