the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, it’s truly incredible if you get to know him. he has the sweetest soul, big heart (even bigger d), and will treat you right. if you meet a jacob miller you won’t be able to help but fall in love with him. be careful because he has a freaky side to him, he will rock your shit. anyways , he is a one of a kind very special man. treat him right and you’ll have a husband. (likes sunsets , baseball, football, and grape gatorade)
by teenybamboo December 21, 2021

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by xcurlyheadx February 14, 2020

A sexy beast that is probably gay.
Person 1: Did you see Logan Miller in that new movie?
Person 2: Do you mean that sexy actor that is probably gay?
Person 1: YEAH HIM!
Person 2: Do you mean that sexy actor that is probably gay?
Person 1: YEAH HIM!
by A UGIY KID April 3, 2019

An extremely gay and prideful man who judges how big his penis is by his phone size, an absolutely colorful and beautifully shaped buttocks-having man. Seth can't differentiate his gayness from his homophobia, so he combines them both. Just gay. A celebrity.
by dadichase August 14, 2022

Student 1: did you see coach miller today? she looks bigger than usual!
Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.
Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.
by sexymami69420 May 14, 2023
