by ft.miggy21 February 13, 2022

Allyson is a name mostly for girls only. However, there's still some guys who own the same name. My Allyson is an example! He is sweet, caring, supportive, funny (he a bf and a bestie at the same time!), and a total gentleman. But the thing that you would prolly hate about him is that he is too selfless. He likes to always put others first, before him. I hate this attitude but I love him as he is.
by yanadesuuuu November 23, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

miguel is a thick black boy with probably the biggest bunda you will ever see. his farts emit radioactive waves that make all men within 30km radius attracted to his fatass bunda.
by miguelissothicklikeomg November 22, 2021

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019
