Michael

Michael is a rude person that only cares for his feelings and for the title of being a boyfriend, not to fall in love. He is super clingy. He doesn’t care about what other people feel, only his own.

Girl 1: There is this girl crying over there about a break up.

Girl 2: I bet she broke up with a Michael

by abcdone January 7, 2019

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He is really nice and sweet and he should be the army unless he is fat like me!

He is really nice Michael.

by Mike212121 January 8, 2019

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Michael from Be More Chill.

``I'm just Michael in the bathroom..``
``Michael! Where have you been?``

by lillyay4 June 27, 2018

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Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet; from his shrill voice screaming obscenities when he loses at Fortnite to his obscene gestures he makes at public sporting events towards strangers, he is sure to swoon any creature with a pulse and a heart. His screech is said to break everything made of glass within a mile radius, which is why he was extremely effective as a part of the mob on Kristallnacht. Legend has it, he is the illegitimate spawn of a married, big-wig giraffe and an attractive, up-and-coming frog, but these rumors have never been verified.

This guy I met on tinder has a really high voice and is a really sweet guy, I think he might be a Michael.

by bigheadgang January 22, 2019

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Michael’s are the cutest. They are typically Portuguese but come in all ethnicities. They have the most beautiful brown eyes, sometimes blue or green. And the softest hair. They can make you smile like no other, and are there in every aspect they can be. They’re hard working, have the most beautiful smile. They love animals usually, and will make the best partner. You should get yourself a michael! They make great companions, sex partners and husbands.

“Oh look at her Michael, he’s so handsome “
“He’s definitely a michael”
“I love you, Michael”

by Vlyissv August 28, 2018

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