Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Messy Girly

A girl who’s room is messy but pink and girly.

Damn did you see that girls room it was pretty messy girly!

by Girly 363 December 29, 2023

Messy Bottom

someone who is homosexual and does the bending and overall gossips.

Person 1: person 3 has been talking bad about you

Person 2: fr?! such a messy bottom

by Marieeeeeeeeeeea February 28, 2024

messy reggie

Named after notorious sex-pervert and nazi party member Reginald Zweigart, a 'messy reggie' is a deviant sex act. The exact nature of the 'messy reggie' is uncertain, however it is believed to be scatalogical in origin. In modern use, the term may be applied to any sex act that one perceives as disgusting or insulting to one's character.

"I don't like to kink shame, but once he asked for a messy reggie, I knew we weren't compatible."

by Choppy History March 5, 2024

Messy Nessie

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.

As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie

by Sbreps March 18, 2024

Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

by Feicstur November 29, 2024

messy twister

When you throw spaghetti and bolognese sauce on a twister mat and with a significant other proceed to play a naked game of twister and proceed to make sweet love all night while covered in spaghetti and meat sauce.

Dude 1: Dude how was your date last night

Dude 2: It was awesome dude me and her played messy twister all night

by Sammy salomi December 3, 2024