Melvin

melvin is a man with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack. He is also very kind.

Oh, look over there, that guy is so melvin

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Melvin

a guy with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack.

oh look over there, that guy is so melvin!

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Melvin

A stupid and useless person

“Haha Paul just reversed into his bins, what a Melvin”

by markallan12 September 7, 2020

Melvin

The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.

Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin

by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

Melvin

George’s pet python she used to scare off kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

Melvin

George’s python used to attack kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022