mega noob

Mega noob is a really big noob.

Mega noob is a word a guy in my class made up.

by not a noob100 April 19, 2016

Mega meyer

A fat beach whale, commonly spotted at the jersey shore. It is known for sneaking on the sand and eating peoples food.

Kid 1- I just saw a mega meyer at seaside heights. Kid 2- yea me too, it just ate all my buffalo wings.

by BlacknMild July 24, 2009

Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.

Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011

mega thrust

a motion usually related to sex where a man (or woman)push their whole body, from the neck down, back and forward repeatidly.

Jimmy: Tina, you are so hott.

Tina: mega thrust into me, Jimmy!

Jimmy: *mega thrusts*

Tina: i think you nearly broke my pelvic bone.

by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 29, 2008

Mega Pint

Very large glass of wine that was first used to describe the amount of wine Johnny Depp drinks

Johnny Depp was asked if he poured a mega pint of wine during his defamation trial in Fairfax County Virginia.

by Valent One April 23, 2022

Fucking Mega

A term to describe something that is extremely pleasing or impressive.

Used as a means of emphasis or attaching importance.

1)Oh Shit! Holly's new bag is Fucking Mega!

2)I met the hottest girl last night. The way she stroked my hair was Fucking Mega!

3)Have you heard the new Fake Blood remix? It's Fucking Mega man!

by TheBunker July 9, 2009

Mega Pint

Used to measure a large amount of alcohol

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.

by Out of options April 24, 2022