MATIAS

A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.

Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*

Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.

by Fine Editor November 23, 2021

Matias

Very sexy guy that will end up with a handsome guy named christian lee bryant.
trust.

Matias: hey christian
Christian: I love you
Matias: I love you too!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matis

Matis a name for a handsome man, with an energy that draws people in. Someone with this name is proud of where they come from and are willing to serve an protect it. They also happen to either be very athletic or not athletic at all. They often find themselves drawn to hands on jobs, like woodworking, welding, etc.

It's not surprising that Matis went to the military.

by 1_Charlotte_1 January 20, 2022

Matias

A Matias is a person who seems like his name is Matias. Matias's can range from cool dudes to tryhards to rly fckin weird. But more often than not, a Matias is gröding harder thought possible

*Matias try harding at ping pong*
"Wowww, Matias you're such a fuckin matias fr tho"

by stubaOG January 25, 2022

Matic

Matic is a group of extremely obese male and females gamers. A known fact is that majority of their keyboard's are filthy and full of food leftovers. Their leader of Matic who we all know as Sixa only look decent with a pound of makeup on her face and her emo boyfriend is the only nigga with the Krabby Patty formula. MATIC K, LOUD K, OPB K. { EvL, TH, YRN, SIN, D4W, AOG, SOL, TBL ON TOP }

Matic K till my balls decay

by EvL[Hated] February 6, 2022

matica

Female Croatian resident born in 2003 called Mateja but renamed to Matica due to her high IQ which gives her ability to control human minds and form a hive.

Damn Matica really fucked them up
Hey, did you hear from Matica?

by Hambahamba December 25, 2021

Matic

A really really cool guy. With a dick size of the snake, thrown through the back and pinned to the front. Playing with him is always the best.

She saw a snake, probably is Matic.

by LudiBosanac2 January 6, 2022