A random Dominican Republic man whose have weird name sounds like random shit who was born around 1942 in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Stranger: What's your name sir?
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
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she has made 3 albums (crybaby, k-12, portals) and 4 eps (dollhouse ep, crybaby's extra clutter, afterschool ep)
facts:
1. she's very pretty
2. she has amazing music
she has made 3 albums (crybaby, k-12, portals) and 4 eps (dollhouse ep, crybaby's extra clutter, afterschool ep)
facts:
1. she's very pretty
2. she has amazing music
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girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
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