Marital Bush

When a woman stops shaving her private area because she just doesn't care anymore now that she is married. This can include her legs and pits too.

This term is also applicable to men if he stops "grooming" his area because he has gotten too comfortable in his relationship.

*Individuals can have a marital bush without necessarily being married if they have already become too comfortable in their relationship.*

"Damn, that shit used to be nice and smooth," said Bob.

"What's going on now?" Asked Sam.

"She's got that marital bush going on. She just don't give a damn no more."

by RitaMcCheetah99 January 7, 2010

Maritio

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing & charismatic & charming & all the things you look for in a guy. He might not seem that friendly at first but once you get to know him he'll make you feel not only butterflies, but the whole zoo when you are together. If you meet a Maritio & you fall for him, don't waste time not telling him how you feel. Because you definitely DO NOT want to miss out. Trust me.

"I met this guy, sexy, smart, driven.... Wow"

"He must be a maritio!"

"You bet your floppy noodle he is!"

by AFriend,always June 2, 2013

Margin art

1.The art of doodling, but while also taking notes; restricting the doodles to the margins.
2.The nice way of saying "doodle"

"You know, that guy who draws and takes notes in math class?"
"Yeah, he's a total margin artist"

by riggy78 November 1, 2013

maritroll

A Maritroll is someone who repeatedly trolls you with flawless disses, pranks, jokes and other humiliating things. Like Impossible Mario (therefore MARItroll)

Damn due that guy set off a firework in your house, had sex with your girlfriend, completely owned you with that insult and then spray painted a dick on your car.

Ya he's such a maritroll

by Da Fuck is this word April 14, 2014

marital condom

Prenuptial

Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.

by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017

Marfitis

A disease contracted by those who frequently travel to, discuss, or try to force their views of Marfa, TX on family, friends, or other another acquaintances.

Did you hear about Amanda? She has to go to the doctor because she has marfitis again.

by D-Guti January 20, 2018

marita king

Just pure intelligence and sexiness, a hard worker and food addict. Thank you.

Wow, I wish I was Marita King.

by ChefBoyarita May 6, 2018