Washing machine.

For washing clothes

Washing machine.

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 4, 2020

rowing machine

1. Rowing Machine. Someone who "pulls" women or men with extreme regularity.

Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?

Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.

by Vatrocities November 18, 2013

Wein-Machine

A term of endearment used to describe a partner that employs the male sexual apparatus in unison with other appendages and patterns of movement intended to produce a satisfying sexual experience for the recipient.

After a supererogatory sexual experience Heather fondly assigned Kyle as “Wein-Machine” in her DMs.

by Karen&KyleKoss March 18, 2021

Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine

Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine

by some guy with a computer June 28, 2020

Gum Machine

When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.

guy #1 "Hey check out that chick, she's really cute."

guy #2 "nope, gum machine."

by zayzay November 4, 2008

murder machine

1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass

2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.

3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you

4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon

5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass

stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine

yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine

(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!

by fuckov March 5, 2008

change machine

Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.

I pre-loaded my girl, then invited all of my friends over to show them my blonde change machine.

by BOS2000 April 27, 2006