Your Mother. Used by Scousers and northerners on Bully Victims, or as a quick comeback to anything or everything.
Origin:
North west of England in the year '22' when a Scouser known as Smigga, turned to Jesus on his UK tour and asked where he was the night earlier. Jesus said, ''Manchester... it was hell mint'' and being the polite guy he was, he turned and asked back, "you?"
Of course he knew he was going to say having intercourse with your mother, so he stopped the little bastard mid-sentence and crippled his nipple with his LASER EYES
the reply:
"shaggin ya maaaAAAAHHH!"
it caught on.
True story.
Origin:
North west of England in the year '22' when a Scouser known as Smigga, turned to Jesus on his UK tour and asked where he was the night earlier. Jesus said, ''Manchester... it was hell mint'' and being the polite guy he was, he turned and asked back, "you?"
Of course he knew he was going to say having intercourse with your mother, so he stopped the little bastard mid-sentence and crippled his nipple with his LASER EYES
the reply:
"shaggin ya maaaAAAAHHH!"
it caught on.
True story.
Bully: ay kid. Ya ma eats out of wheelie bins...
Kid: :(
Pete Price: YOU PEASANT!!
Scouser: pete.. Ya ma.
Kid: :(
Pete Price: YOU PEASANT!!
Scouser: pete.. Ya ma.
by ya maa on toast June 23, 2009
a girl or in a worse case a boy that sucks dick
Orginated & used in the south mainly by South Floridans in Broward County.
Orginated & used in the south mainly by South Floridans in Broward County.
by Smilely #44 November 18, 2004
A common nick name for somebody with an overall lack of golfing skills. This person can also be described as a shankapotamus.
by Golf Chaos March 23, 2010
by Cassini_Emmanuel December 30, 2019
George's Ma is a term used to describe an older lady who looks like George's Ma. George's Ma is scrawny, looks somewhat like Blanche from Coronation Street and is adept at over sugaring the thimble size amount of tea she doles out on a regular basis. She is stern, shows no real sense of humour and has the intellect of a dried prune.
She can often be found comparing prices for crockery and homewares with no real intent on buying them, instead opting to spend lavishly on tea bags, cartons of milk and sugar cubes; the latter of which she has in a glass bowl with a suitable set of tongs at hand.
She can often be found comparing prices for crockery and homewares with no real intent on buying them, instead opting to spend lavishly on tea bags, cartons of milk and sugar cubes; the latter of which she has in a glass bowl with a suitable set of tongs at hand.
Person 1:- "Are you goin' yet Jarge?!"
Jarge:- "Not until I've had my thimble sized cup of tea with triple the milk and quadruple the sugar!"
Eyewitness:- "She must be a right George's Ma".
Jarge:- "Not until I've had my thimble sized cup of tea with triple the milk and quadruple the sugar!"
Eyewitness:- "She must be a right George's Ma".
by Hellfire Lady of Hades November 23, 2017
by i lie pie July 04, 2006
whats good ma nigg
by ky aka gunner June 28, 2007