mud butterfly

The act of shitting urself, sitting down and massaging it for a while before you sit on an A3 sheet of paper to discover the beautiful butterfly effect.

Whilst try to push out a fart tommy shit himself, whitch inspired his inner artist so he decided to make a mud butterfly

by Emu eggs November 03, 2020

mud valley

Crack to taint. Your asshole is the center.

Stop buying this cheap toilet paper.

Why?

Cause it ripped and I dragged my fingers through mud valley again.

by Cum Goblin November 13, 2018

Mud Study

The description and comparisons of post-drinking mud experiences between the boys.

Person 1: Bro I’ve mudded 5 times in the past 3 hours
Person 2: Same, we should definitely have a mud study later.

by Quintessential Daddy September 18, 2019

Mud Rose

When you do anal with a girl so hard that when you pull your cock out of her prime teen ass her anus gets prolapsed looking like a nice red rose but smells like cat shit.

Olivier: How was the hook up with Sabrina?
Chris: Bro that shit was super tight but when we did anal I gave her a Mud Rose and it smelled like dead animals

Oliver: Oof, tuck her anus back in so you can keep fucking her next time

by hahasuka December 08, 2020

mud dropping

to excrete fecal matter from an elevated position

my mud droppings were so large they made me stand up from the toilet

by Danyo February 19, 2003

Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.

Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".

by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018

mud ting

a thing that's extremely wet and brown, i.e muddy

"Want to run around the field with me?"

"Nahh, that's a mud ting"

by CarrotBoi February 11, 2016